thedeliaishere:

Obsessed with going “No… i shan’t say…” when it’s very clear what I shan’t say

axziom13:

puyopuyo:

i got really sad when i realized these were separate signs and that i will never be able to go to psychic jimmy john’s

kushblazer666:

trashworldblog:

this is the funniest fucking thing, after you kinda murdered your professor you become friends and go to jcpenny for a friendship photoshoot

prideprejudce:

this is probably the best take I’ve heard so far on the debate of people being told that they aren’t having enough ‘compassion’ for billionaires making bad decisions and paying the obvious consequences for it

catchymemes:

loving-n0t-heyting:

There is smth enormously dispiriting seeing the race to save the submersible separated in the nyt headlines listing by barely a sentence from the greek mass migrant drowning scandal

dumbfilmschoolkid:

ALT

ALT

While every force available in the world is searching for the 5 people in the oceangate submersible, a boat filled with mostly Syrian and Pakistani refugees sank under still “unknown” circumstances off the coast of Peloponnisos, Greece (with the coast guard present). More than 600 people drowned but guess which of the two is making headlines

iosonomer-blog:

stuckinnet:

dappergamelord:

suiheisen:

i watch baseball for the side quests

throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout

this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl

suiheisen:

i watch baseball for the side quests (ps: this baseball player also makes fruit cocktails midgame)

aikaikaik:

THE TUMBLR HORSE DERBY

WELCOME TO THE FIRST TUMBLR HORSE DERBY (that i know of, anyway)

HOW TO HORSE: 🐎🐎🐎
- Vote for your FAVOURITE horse to make them go faster! (yknow, like those carnival horse derby games!)

MAY THE BEST HORSE WIN

CHOOSE YOUR RACER🐎🐎🐎🐎

🐎Little Big Huge

🐎 CLOPFUCKER 5000

🐎Father Chrysler

🐎I Like Your Shoelaces

🐎THE END OF ALL THINGS

🐎squanch

🐎of course

🐎honse

🐎Sisyphus of Plinko

🐎cheese charcuterie

(also sample size reblog yadda yadda yadda HORSE)

girlblocker:

what’s that old man going to do

fire-bay:

Wip